This may be the classiest post I've ever written.
It's about to get hot here, folks. We have about two weeks in the spring where
the humidity doesn't assault you the second you step outside and that
short period is officially over. As soon as the humidity hits I'm hell
bent on staying inside, except for evening and weekend morning walks.
Not only does humidity friz the hell out of my hair but it makes me
sweat. Especially my ass.
I can be sitting in a booth
in an air conditioned restaurant, cool and comfortable, and I'll stand
up and there will be sweat on my ass and a sweat streak on the seat.
It's nasty. It doesn't matter what material my pants/capris/shorts are made of. It doesn't matter if I'm wearing a dress or spanx. There will be butt sweat and it's disgusting.
I don't know if I have overactive sweat glands in my ass or if there's just too much of it to not sweat, but I have got to figure something out. It's embarrassing, it's uncomfortable, and it's fucking gross.
Apparently I'm not the only one who has this problem. I googled "butt sweat" (told you I was classy) and I guess a lot of people have issues with it. I love the ones who are like, "Oh my gawd, this is so embarrassing, but, like, when I get nervous, I like, sweat a lot from my butt crack." Yeah, welcome to my sweaty world.
How the hell does one deal with this? Well. The internet is such an amazing thing. Ten years ago I would have just had to suffer alone in my butt sweat misery. Nowadays, I do a search and it comes back with all kinds of advice.
A lot of people swear by this:
But how does one powder ones ass? I have visions of me shaking powder into my undies and having it go everywhere. And does it ruin panties? Should I invest in some of these:
I have to do something. I can't spend my summer, including two weeks in a desert, with uncontrollable butt sweat.
Do any of you have this problem? How do you deal with it? Are there special underwear, powders, biker shorts, etc. that you've tried or that help you? Please share so I don't have to sit in a pile of my butt sweat all summer!
Have a great, sweat-free weekend!
*The anti-monkey butt people did not compensate me, with money or butt powder, for this post. I stumbled upon their product and will possibly try it and review it, again, with no compensation.